Fine girl: I need volunteers to help me take off my Braids. Please send CV’s stating your Qualifications and Expertise and a one pager stating your motivation.
First volunteer: I am very good at destroying giving ‘sakora’. lol
Fine girl: Oh no! we are sorry, sorry your qualifications far exceed the job requirement. We would however thank you for your time.
Second volunteer: Please what tool do I need to take off ya braids…I have a caterpillar
Fine girl: Ei! U’ve got to be careful oooo. How do U plan on using the caterpillar, hmm tell me…..
Third volunteer: 15 years experience in hair cutting; has special tools like matchete, rake and shovel. In 2 minutes i will get the braids off in record time. I am most competent and you know it. The good thing is that ur friends will not recognise you for the next 15 years if i finish dealing with u.
Fine girl’s friend: Thats if she survives..lol what a perfect candidate you are.
Joke culled from Naa Dedei Tetteh’s facebook conversation
