My fellow golfers and future golfers:

Richard White
Richard White

Many years in the sport, observations, challenges and tribulations, have lead me to write this book to assist my brothers and sisters in this “most noble” of games. I believe my new book gives valuable tips and insider information gained through my years of struggle and experience. Though I will move back to the U.S. soon, I wanted to share the writing with my Ghanaian golfing partners.

 

Below is an outline of my works.

 

Chapter 1 – How to Properly and Precisely Line Up

Your Fourth PUTT

 

Chapter 2 – How to Hit a NIKE from the Rough When You Have Hit a?? ???????????? ??????????TITLEIST From the Tee

 

Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the WATER When You Lie 8 in a BUNKER

 

Chapter 4 – How to Get More DISTANCE Off the SHANK

 

Chapter 5 – When to Give the Course Ranger an Obcene Jesture, i.e. ? ??????????? ???????????the FINGER.

 

Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the GREENS to Maximize EARNINGS

 

Chapter 7 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. *** I ? ??????????? ??????????prefer a couple of TOTS of Jack Daniels Tennessee ????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????Whisky !!!

 

Chapter 8 – When To Implement HANDICAP Management

 

Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round* Ref. Chapters 1 thru ??????????? ??????????? ???????????4,7,13 & 14

 

Chapter 10 – How to Find That Ball That EVERYONE ELSE Saw Go in ???? ??????????? ?????????????the WATER

 

Chapter 11 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You BIRDIED # 5

 

Chapter 12 – Using Cursewords Creatively to Control Ball Flight

 

Chapter 13 – When to Allow a FOURSOME to Play Through Your ????????? ??????????? ?????????????TWOSOME

 

Chapter 14 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting (5) Off the TEE

 

Chapter 15 – When to Suggest Major Swing Changes to Your Opponent

Chapter 16 – GOD and the Meaning of the “BIRDIE-to-BOGEY THREE-PUTT”

 

Chapter 17 – Throwing Your Clubs — An Effective Stress-Reduction ???????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????Technique

 

Chapter 18 – When to Regrip Your BALL RETRIEVER

 

Chapter 19 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay 4 Cedis per Beer From the CART ????????????????????????????????????????? ?GIRL ‘AND’ Give Her a 3 Cedi Tip, BUT will balk at 3 Cedis per ???????????????????????????????????????? ?Beer at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Waiter/Bartender.

 

??????????? FINAL CHAPTER -QUESTION:? CAN YOU PURCHASE A PERFECT GOLF GAME???? (YES/NO)

 

*****??????????? IF YOUR ANSWER IS YES—- PLEASE SEND 100 GH CEDIS CASH TO RICHARD WHITE for “THE REST OF THE BOOK” or Email Appropriate Credit Card INFO to “[email protected]

 

*****IF YOUR ANSWER IS NO —- CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A SERIOUS GOLFER AND WOULD BE WELL SERVED TO INVEST THE 100 GH CEDIS IN LESSONS FROM AN ACCOMPLISHED GHANA PGA TEACHING PROFESSIONAL AT YOUR GOLF CLUB.

 

Good luck in your golfing experience and I wish you all FAIRWAYS and GREENS.

 

Richard White

Member Achimota Golf Club

& Former PGA of America Apprentice Club Professional

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