Kwadwo Owusu Afriyie aka Sir John

As NPP General Secretary, Kwadwo Owusu Afriyia aka Sir John and member of NPP communications team Hopeson Adorye go to face Justice Atubguba in the supreme court on Wednesday 14th August, 2013, we have below a set of rules prepared by an expert using precedence.

Rules ?  DOs

1. Make a suit and tie out of sackcloth for court.

2. Sprinkle copious amounts of ashes all over your body.

3. Make sure you look remorseful (turn on the tears if you can)

4. Clasp your hands behind your back and apologize profusely. Grovel if you must.

5. Accept that you now know your size.

Rules ?  DONTs

1. Do not ask for a charge sheet.
2. Do not smile.
3. Do not give a 2 by 4 apology.

4. Do not slang your brofo.
5. Do not turn up with a lawyer.
6. Whatever you do , Do NOT try to be a hero..

Keep to these simple rules and you get only a slap on the wrist. Nice and easy.

But if you want a prison tour, then over to you.
A word to the wise?

The two, Sir John and Hopeson Adorye have been hauled before the Supreme Court to answer contempt of court charges. They are reported to have made remarks sometime ago that scandalised the court and ?lowered its authority and credibility in the eyes of the general public?.
The summons were signed by the Registrar of the Supreme Court, James Mensah.

**Rules by Hon Rodney Nkrumah-Boateng

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